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Friday, May 27, 2005 

BBSpot Top 11 Star Wars....

Now these are just wonderfull..... (click on the links for more)

Top 11 Rejected Star Wars TV Shows
  • Queer Eye for the Jedi

Top 11 Ways George Lucas Could Ruin Episode III

  • Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they have weapons of mass destruction.

Top 11 Characters Not Appearing in Revenge of the Sith

  • Chewbacco - The chaw spittin' Wookiee

Top 11 Misappropriated Star Wars Quotes: Episode I

  • "WOOKIEE, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?'"
Top 11 Misappropriated Star Wars Quotes: Episode II

  • "Yes you did, Qui-Gon. You tried to fuck him. And Darth Maul don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Maul."